What the hell? Are these guys just putting everything on a shirt now?
Yes. Yes we are.
And even though this one will be coming soon to a shop in Gatlinburg soon, you saw it here first. By the way, I saw a shirt in Gatlinburg one time that said "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20." Well, here's some news for you buddy, if all it takes is $20 to make you do whatever thing you're implying that you're willing to do, then I'd say the first part of that statement is likely false.